Stop It

12 July

Right. That’s it. I can’t take it anymore.

WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE KEEP TELLING ME THAT THEIR KIDS CAN DO STUFF THEY BLATANTLY CAN’T DO?

Why, when their child rolls around a bit on the floor, do parents bang on about how their child is “already crawling”? Crawling involves discernible forward motion, usually generated by transferring weight between the knees and the palms of both hands.
Scrabbling about, face down on the floor is ABSOLUTELY NOT THE SAME THING.

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