Why does tackling the workings of a child’s car seat require a physics degree?
I dug out the instruction book.
Do I want to adjust the straps? Nope.
Do I want to know how to undo the harness? Yeah. Ha bloody ha. That’s dead helpful that.
Do I want to wear the seat as an elaborate Lady’s Day hat? Hello?! That’s next Tuesday.
Do I want to use it as a lilo? With the jet pack? To herd cattle?
No. I. Do. Not.
I merely want to remove the cover from the bloody thing and PUT IT IN THE WASHING…
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