Why does tackling the workings of a child’s car seat require a physics degree?  

I dug out the instruction book. 
Do I want to adjust the straps? Nope. 
Do I want to know how to undo the harness? Yeah. Ha bloody ha. That’s dead helpful that. 
Do I want to wear the seat as an elaborate Lady’s Day hat? Hello?! That’s next Tuesday.
Do I want to use it as a lilo? With the jet pack? To herd cattle? 

No. I. Do. Not.

I merely want to remove the cover from the bloody thing and PUT IT IN THE WASHING…

Like this?Read more…

Recommended by My Funny Mummy

Find us lurking on... Twitter // Google+ //Facebook //Pinterest //Tumblr
Love All Blogs is...Annie aka Mammasaurus and Steph aka I'm Counting UFOs