Maybe you know where I am coming from.
You know you’re… OVULATING when all the men in this one horse town suddenly don’t look half bad at all. Ovulation tinted specs I believe they call them.
You know you’re… HUNGOVER when everybody in this one horse town looks ugly. There may be accompanying headache, nausea, self-loathing and general inability to cope, but ugly is the sure sign.
You know you’re… PREMENSTRUAL when every body is not just ugly (that’s a hangover) but also stupid, thoughtless and asking for it. You wish you had a gun.
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