I was talking to a friend the other day, and she said that when she watches cookery shows on TV, she often thinks "I'll cook that when I'm an adult..."
It reminded me that I still think "When I grow up..." on a regular basis.
When I grow up...
I will keep my house clean and tidy, and vacuum every day. I will have money left over at the end of the month. I will read proper, grown-up magazines instead of the lowbrow tat I currently entertain myself with I will understand the other 80% of the jokes on Have I Got News For You I'll be able to stay up past my bed time (the bed time I impose on myself because I'm always so tired!)