Toddler Life Alphabet – Part II

Z is for Zinfandel – mummy’s special medicine. Comes in really big bottles. Bish bash bosh. And there, look, you’ve done it, you’ve learnt the alphabet. TA-DA! You took that sucker OUT! Extra bonus mega points for singing the alphabet – “… N O P Q R S T …. rex? U V….” It’ll make mummy weep with cute overload and give you chocolate cake for lunch. Class dismissed. Peas and love, Bean x

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