I don’t have time to write, it is half term so I am too busy :- Making jam tarts that set me back a tenner in ingredients and a new bun tray, resulted in a kitchen and three humans coated in flour and nearly cost me my sanity. A bargain when you consider you can get a value pack for 50p.
Answering random questions and listening to random statements. You think Mail readers are stuck in their outdated opinions, well I reckon I could change their minds more easily than I can convince a two year old that the green thing he is pointing at is actually blue.
Being lectured in great detail about Minecraft. I have literally no idea what is going on, but have perfected the art of nodding and looking interested while mentally shopping for cushions. Nods wisely, ‘Yes, redstone.’