I had to invent a new word to sum up my last few days. It has been too hot, that oppressive humid kind of heat that means wandering to the kitchen for a cold drink is all it takes to bring you out in a sweat. swumpy2
My natural habitat is a cardigan, I am not designed for this particular kind of wet warmth and it makes me a bit tetchy. It is fine if all you have to do is sit under an umbrella with your toes dangled into the chilled waters of an infinity pool while sipping an iced cocktail, but sadly life hasn’t provided me with the lifestyle I so clearly deserve and instead has seen me melting on school runs, the children being collected by a puddle, like the Wicked Witch – just clothes and a bit of steamy ooze.