The first rule of soft play is that no one talks about soft play.
If you did they wouldn’t believe you. I have only written this down so that future generations will know our pain.
Tonight’s episode of Who Do You Think You Are? features Eeh Bah Mum’s Great Grandaughter.
‘So at the age of 8 your Victorian ancestors were working in the mill 20 hours a day, three generations later your great grandma spent 4 hours in Bertie Bumbles Fun House. We’ve unearthed this shocking picture of her wedged between two massive foam rollers. This was before society had discovered the vital part socks played in prevention of contagious diseases.’
The Sock Rule
Which brings me on to socks. What is with the sock obsession?
I have been monitoring both my children closely and as far as I can see their feet are the part of their bacteria infested bodies least likely to spread germs.
Do the owners of soft play centres know something we (and the entire medical profession) don’t?
Are they all running sock shops on the side?