When I was expecting I worried about lots of things which seem silly now. Now I have expected what I was expecting ( twice) I have more serious things to worry about – like can you get fat from pretend eating plastic hotdogs? And when should I stop feeding my son his food in a bowl on the floor like a dog?
If there’s one thing mums-to-be are missing out on it is confusing ill thought out advice.
Why should the government have all the fun?
So I have decided to answer imaginary questions that I have not been asked. It’s like that time I wrote my own totally awesome version of Just Seventeen.
Should I have a baby shower?
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