It is raining again. Where I live there has been rather a lot of rain lately, so much so that the water has been a very naughty chap indeed and flooded people’s houses, which is really not very kind of it at all. If we didn’t need it to stay alive I would consider putting water in prison for a bit to learn its lesson, but as I say, that wouldn’t work cos of the whole dying thing. Instead I have a plan. A few months ago I saw them talking about building a giant space harpoon, so that they could be like space park keepers and stab the space litter with a big pointy stick before putting it in a presumably huge bin liner and shouting at people to get off the space grass.