Now, if you’re anything like me, you’ll have read the potty training books. Adventurously titled ‘how to potty train in 1 week’ or ‘potty training for dummies’.
Now, my favourite line I read was ‘make your toddler sit on the potty every 15 minutes for 5-10 minutes at a time.’ If you’ve ever had to cage a stray lion, then you’ll be well practiced at this part of the process. If you’ve not, you’ll need the following before you begin:
A fencing mask to protect your eyes. Lion handling gloves to prevent biting. A rugby player, who is good at scrums.