Any minute now, the phone is going to ring and the person on the other end of the line is going to tell me that I may have been mis-sold PPI – Perfect Parenting Information. It’s an unwritten rule in my circles that lunch is at 12pm, tea is 5pm and bedtime is at 7pm. Toddlers sleep from 1-3pm. A micro scooter is the obligatory outdoors accessory and Lego is the go-to birthday party present of choice. All this information was passed onto me from parents with children a year or two older and so far, has stood me in good stead. So, when it came time for my son to start school, I listened intently and took notes on what to expect. Last summer, I was regaled with numerous stories of reception aged children being so exhausted after a full day at school that they were falling asleep into their fish fingers by 6pm. My personal experience thus far, has been quite the opposite.