Thank you for your recent enquiry, delivered to me on a cool, bright morning, on the kerb of your local park.
I appreciate that you are doing your “public service”, in fact you felt it necessary to mention it 3 times to me during our short conversation, but I’m not sure that harrassing a woman on the pavement IS in fact a public service.
You see, although you kept banging on about your friggin “Public Service” and asking me whether I was coming back to my car “shortly”, I did understand your bloody subtext. Basically you wanted to say, “if you don’t live here, you shouldn’t be parking on our road.” You see, I’m pretty clever like that. I know what you really mean.