I will go for a run every day Ooo, goody. Clinging to your leg round the house was getting boring. Next time we're at the park I'll get you doing laps.
I'll serve balanced meals, incorporating all the major food groups I can balance my plate on my head if that helps I like to group food by colour. I'm only eating yellow food today
I will get on top of the washing and catch up with the ironing You want me to get on top of the washing? Awesome! I'm the king of the castle! We can play catch with the ironing later.
I will spend less time on the computer Damn straight, that's my iPad and you know it