My big bottom

My big bottom

Picture the scene, if you will, but don't picture it too well, if you know what I mean. I am sitting on the toilet in our cramped downstairs loo. I have been sitting there for approximately 5 seconds. I am alone. Then, I hear a patter of small feet approaching at speed. My three year old son opens the door and stands next to the toilet, in the doorway.

"Mummy" "Yes darling" "Mummy, are you doing a wee or a poo?" "A poo, precious" "Poos come out of your bottom" "Yes. Yes they do" "And wees come out of willies"

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