So I want to invent Mummy Bingo – a score sheet of everything that can go wrong, and if you tick them all off during one of those desperately trying days, you win a cruise, lifetime supply of massages and chocolate or maybe even a sainthood. Rather than numbers on my Mummy Bingo score card, there will be things such as… Didn’t shower – again. Cake for breakfast. Child attempted to abseil up curtains. Broke a vase / family heirloom / favourite mug. Poo on carpet. Child got carried away playing Angry Birds and threw phone to the opposite side of the room. Cat sick. Unexpected visit from mother in law. Toilet blocked. Fish fingers for dinner. Ran out of coffee / wine / sanity.