"Sorry Summer lovers, but it is too hot for this cardigan loving human. I have taken on the mantle of the wicked witch of the west. I have melted. I am but a puddle of human goo.
Melting ice cube image courtesy of shutterstock It’s quite nice really. All that survives is a solitary finger to type with. I have no ears to hear children’s demands. And they haven’t noticed the pool of me on the kitchen floor yet. I am sure once they realise it’s me down here they will still request drinks and sna" [fa icon="fa fa-external-link"]