Things that go through my head while I am meditating:
My head/nose/bum/arm/leg/foot itches. What was that noise, is S awake? I hope S is not awake. What was that noise, I hope that noise from outside/next door/downstairs/wherever shuts up and doesn't wake S. Must remember to take those leftovers out of the fridge, they probably need to go in the bin now. I wish people around here were able to communicate without shouting/screaming/banging/horn beeping. What was that noise? Did I turn the oven off? I wonder if everyone else has these stupid thoughts when they're meditating. My back hurts. Oops, almost fell asleep again! Must remember to go online and pay my rent in a minute.