I'm not a lazy, ignorant carer, Katie Price
3.30 am - I hear Smiley on the 'baby' monitor. Slowly I drag myself down the stairs to find out what she needs - at least she only called me once tonight.
5.30 am - The alarm makes me jump. What was I dreaming about again? Time to switch on the heating and water, drink some coffee and check overnight Facebook and Twitter.
6 am - Iron, shower, get dressed, tidy up.
6.45 am - Home help arrives. We get Smiley changed, washed, dressed and breakfasted. I run up and down the stairs trying to get my son up. Clothes are ironed, bags packed and my son gets on the bus at 7.45 am and Smiley shortly after.