So the other night I went to The Institute of Contempory Arts. In The Mall. To find out how to write a bestselling beach read.
So you can all take it on holiday with you next year. Ahem.
And who better to teach me than the mistress of the beach read, Tasmina Perry, Lisa Jewell who shot to authordom with Ralph’s Party and Flic Everett, an inspiring and successful self-published author.
Both fortunately and unfortunately, the champagne was flowing. Fortunately, because I like champagne. Unfortunately, because I can’t remember most of what they said. This doesn’t bode well for my bestselling beach read…