How distressed ham and old boots nearly ruined a night out

How distressed ham and old boots nearly ruined a night out

Going out post kids is a whole new thing, and I'm not just talking about the need for getting the babysitter, the hell of the 6am start after the 4am finish, or the fear of parenting with a hangover. No I'm referring to those precious hours before you go out. Do you remember when you used to have it all planned? A long leisurely shower, plus manicure, pedicure, epilation, rehydration, moisturisation, loud music, soft lighting, make up, trying on clothes, and perhaps a few friends around to help.

Oh how things have changed...

Now you know the key is to act indifferent to the whole thing, maybe just mention the night out in passing, with promises of pizza and cake. Try and act normal and don't let the kids realise that you actually need some time to get ready.

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