Diet Fail Excuses

Diet Fail Excuses

I am on a diet. Theoretically. Here are the reasons I have fallen off the wagon so far this week..

Excuses for failing at my diet

The weather is making me hungry. Days with this much wind and rain deserve crumpets, and digestives dipped in hot tea. My hormones are making me eat. My womb is DEMANDING chocolate and threatening me with double cramps if I fail to deliver. It is Friday, diets work better on Mondays. The Great British Bake Off is on, it is the TV equivalent of wafting a fag under the nose of a recent quitter. It is only a small packet of biscuits.

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