Dear Troll. I’d like to thank you, for being an avid reader of my blog and helping to raise my viewing stats on a daily basis.
I’d also like to thank you for the time and effort it takes you, to write your bitter, resentful and quite frankly clueless comments on every post I publish. They give me something silly to giggle about with my friends every week.
I don’t wish to sound condescending, but as you openly offer me so much advice on blogging and parenting, I thought you might appreciate some advice too.
I think perhaps you could be a little more creative...