Please make the Prime Minister (whatever his name is) go away because he made Mummy’s child benefit go away. That’s why we do not like him. He is a mean and nasty man.
Please can you make Mummy thinner (her request to you, not ours) Because she does not like diets, But she loves salted caramel macaroons And Nigellissima’s Italian desserts.
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