It`s a great moment, isn`t it, on the Antiques Road Show...when they tell someone really nice that the piece of pottery they dug up in the garden is `Actually Very Important`. I still want to shake the well heeled, tweed jacketed brigade who don`t miss a beat when informed that the mahoosive painting of a Man on a Horse is worth twenty grand. I mean...come on--they knew. `Ooh, we`d never sell it,` they say. I would. Give me a painting worth twenty grand and I`d be off down the auctioneers with it in the boot.Closely followed by the travel agent`s.