Quotes From The Boy Aged 7
15
May
Boy: “I’ve got two chest hairs now Mum!”
Mum: “Have you?” Lol
Boy: “Yeah! Have you?”
Mum: “NO!”
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Mum: “I have spots!”
Boy: “Ooooh my poor Mum has spots…just get a spot brush and brush them off”
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Boy: “Can I? Can I Mum?”
Mum: “Can you what?”
Boy: “Can I dress up as a Devil worshipper?”
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Boy: “Mum…Was I born in a paddling pool or a rosary bush?”
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