Parting

29 August

I told you earlier (here, actually), that it was worrying. My fear, apprehension and concern regarding Boo’s lockless bonce has kept me awake at night, mainly because I was searching eBay for ‘Baby Toupees’ (incidentally there are some cracking examples out there – dead realistic – some have got puke matted into them and everything).

But today – OMG My God.

I have just discovered, while towel drying (incredibly carefully) the seven follicles atop The Poop’s pate, that seemingly over night, she has sprouted enough hair to HAVE. A. PARTING.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

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