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Tweeb – How Twitter Ruined My Life

Once upon a time I had a life. I read books. Watched films. Had friends that spoke in sentences longer than 140 characters. Then one day I succumbed to the temptation and signed up to Twitter. This is my story. A story of a Tweeb. Tweeb

Every morning before I eat

I log in to my PC to send my first tweet

I tell the world (166 followers, 2 new and 3 unfollowed overnight)

About how I like my #cupoftea

About my life that is pretty much that – 80% dull, 20% twee

What can I say, I’m the modern breed who suffers from

An inexplicable urge to tweet

I show off my #cuteasabutton young – #minime but better

Which earns me more favourites than @MyFrenemy

When my phone needs a rest – I pause. I fret.

My life is slipping away

Weeks roll on, I tweet, kids play

What can I say, I’m the modern breed who suffers from

An inexplicable urge to tweet

When it comes to current issues and crafts

(let’s be honest) I’m a bit daft

I want to be clever, popular and witty

Trendy and re-tweeted by tweety-celebrity

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