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Stale Bread

There is only so much one sponge can absorb. I have been trying to be on top of everything and as a result I have nothing to say about anything.

I am taking a break from the world of news and constant updates because this is what it is like to be my brain right now:

Stale Bread

My loaf of brain has gone stale, the crust is mouldy;

greenish-blue stink and sprouting hair, my last fresh slice wastes away.

I have nothing to say.

Bloody politics. Boring. VIPs and celebrities dangle

from my key ring. I don’t even try to understand

interest rates, independence twaddle and modern affairs.

Instead, I stuff my brain with carefully selected poultry grain.

Easy to digest and ready-made. No complaints.

There

you go and listen. I’ve tried to keep it fresh. Years of whizzing

through university. Vacuum packed knowledge. Exams were a breeze.

They teach you what goes into well-made bread – you recite

ingredients in your sleep. You have no idea

how to mix them.

My loaf of brain has dried out around edges.

Tough. Dear judge, I have tried.

Put me in prison for letting my brain go off.

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