One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.

“You’re a goblin,” she says, “I caught you and you owe me three wishes!”.

So the goblin replies “OK, you caught me fair and square, what’s your first wish?”.

The woman stops and thinks for a second, “I want a huge mansion to live in.

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