Still not crawling forwards, The Poop has instead decided to bounce.
This leaping about is executed -
-On any surface. Including humans. Even ones we don’t know.
-At any time. Including middle of the night. And 6:05am on a Saturday morning.
-In any location. Including when you are attempting to fasten her into her car seat. And when you are lifting Boo, the pram, the changing bags and your own handbag down perilously steep flights of stairs.
-Regardless of what she might be doing. Including eating. And pooing.
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