I’m not saying I don’t want to one day be able to wear a bikini without looking like a pile of mashed potato tied up with string, but right now I just don’t need anything else to feel bad about.

It does NOT inspire me watching celebrity mums bounce back three weeks after popping a baby out; I actually think they’ve got their priorities pretty warped after bringing a child into the world. Why the hell aren’t they spending near every waking moment looking after their new baby and their spare time crying like the rest of us…

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